13 November 2008

The Water Is Foul

Linguistically speaking, I feel that water is insulted. We should call it life-force liquid. No. Something more profound. There must be a better name for it than simply water or dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO).

Perhaps you have a suggestion for a better, more unique, more reasonable name for the fluid that keeps us alive as long as it does. Maybe the manufacturers of water purifiers themselves would like to chime in on this important issue.

What say you, Pur? Et tu, Brita? Aquasana? Everpure? Anyone?

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